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"I recently read that drinking can damage your health. So I've given up reading." Clive Millard |
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and it's the best they feel all day." (Dean) Martin Long |
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Joke of the Month A Polar Bear asks his mother if he really is a Polar Bear. His mother says, "Yes, or course you are, go and ask your dad". He asks his dad the same question, and his dad replies, "Yes son, of course you are. You have white fur and eat Seals like me. Why do you ask?" His son replies, "I'm bl**dy cold". Keith Dashper |