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Joke of the Month
I went to the local supermarket and said, "I want to make a complaint; this vinegar's got lumps in it." He replied, "Those are pickled onions." (David Slater) |
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Quote of the month
"People don't seem to realise how often you have to come in second in order to finish first. I've never met a winner who hadn't learned how to be a loser."
Jack Nicklaus |