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Joke of the Month
John the idiot is in the pub showing off a flask he's bought in the sales. "It's a thermos flask," he says, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." That's great," says his friend, "What have you got in it at the moment?" John replies, "Two cups of coffee and an ice cream!"
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NIGHT OUT IN SHEFFIELD
SATURDAY 29TH NOVEMBER 2003
MEET AT BAR 69 AT 7.15 PM
PLEASE RING KELLY, STEVE OR IVAN AT CHESTERFIELD IF YOU WANT ANY FURTHER INFORMATION, OR JUST TURN UP AT BAR 69 AT THE DATE AND TIME ABOVE FOR A GOOD NIGHT OUT.
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One-line philosophy
Fashion: for those incapable of making their own decisions.
Daily Mail |