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Joke of the Month Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting my favourite team. My seat wasn't the greatest, so when I noticed a vacant seat in a better position, I headed towards it. I asked the man sitting next to it if the seat was taken. He replied, "No". I started talking to the man and I learned he owned the seat I was in. He said, "My wife use to love to come to these games until she died." "Why didn't you give this seat away to a friend?" I asked. He replied, "Because they are all at her funeral." |
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"This site is releasing my primitive animal layers from the handcuffs of discipline and producing shocking language and behaviour unbefitting of the refined woman that I am."
Julie Crosby 3 February 2003 |
| Thought for the month: Everybody is the architect of their own fortune. |