| Joke of the Month A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The man places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks, "What if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." |
| Understanding North Derbyshire language: The following are translations from the Clay Cross 'language' used extensively in North Derbyshire, England. eyupduk - hello ahthaguwinon? - how are you? gizaluk - I would like a look wier? - where? wi cant guwoff like that - that's not a good idea sithee - cherio alsithee aftersnap - we will re-convene after lunch that's nevareyt - I would question that statement snearinuf - almost perfect asthabin? - have you been? titaly - holiday destination, as in asthabin titaly / tejipt / tolland etc. atha guwin for a wik? - is the duration of you holiday a week? ora fortneyt? - or is it a fortnight? let's avabru - a cup of tea would be nice shudacumnah? - would you like to see me now? More next month!
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