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"When I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, I try to remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth." ANON |
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Joke of the Month US scientists have made an important scientific breakthrough. The results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologise when proven wrong. No further testing is planned. INTERNET |