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Joke of the Month Funeral for a Fish Little Nancy was filling in a hole in her backyard when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was doing, he asked, "What are you up to, Nancy?" Without looking up, little Nancy said tearfully, 'My goldfish died, and I've just held a funeral for him, and buried him." Nancy continued, neatly patting down the mound of earth. The neighbour contained a smile and asked, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it, Nancy?" "That's because he's inside your bl**dy cat." |
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