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Joke of the Month
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." (David Slater) |
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Quote of the month
"A closed mouth gathers no foot."
Anon |
| Prohibition sign: | Red circle with red diagonal (e.g. No Smoking, No Entry). |
| Warning sign: | Yellow triangle (e.g. Wet Floor, Radiation). |
| Mandatory sign: | Blue disc (e.g. Wear eye protection). |
| Emergency sign: | Green rectangle (e.g. Fire assembly point, First Aid). |
| Fire fighting sign: | Red rectangle (e.g. Fire extinguisher, Fire alarm). |