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Joke of the Month A dog is for life, not just for Christmas. So be careful at the office party. |
| I'M TIRED Yes I'm tired. For several years I've been blaming it on middle age, lack of iron, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, dieting, under arm odour, yellow wax build up and a dozen other maladies that make you wonder if life really is worth living. But now I find out that it isn't that I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 60 million. 30 million are unemployed or retired. That leaves 30 million to do the work. There are 19 million in school. That leaves 11 million to do the work. Of this total there are 5 million employed by the government. That leaves 6 million to do the work. One million are in the armed forces, which leaves 5 million to do the work. Take from that total the 4 million employed by County and Borough Councils and that leaves 1 million to do the work. Now there are 620,000 in hospitals and 379,998 in prison. That leaves just two people to do the work; you and me. And you're sitting here reading this. No wonder I'm tired. Submitted by Olive Thomas |