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Joke of the Month (for men) If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first? The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in. |
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Joke of the Month (for women) Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. |
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GO KARTING DAY IN SHEFFIELD
DATE: TO BE ARRANGED
ANYONE WHO IS INTERESTED SHOULD CONTACT FRED HAWKSWORTH AT BURTON
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| Quotation "Don't beat about the bush. Chop it down" Pat Slater |
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Thought for the month:
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. |