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"Having a wife is like having a Ford Focus. You can have a 1.6 or a 2 litre engine, you can even have wide wheels, but at the end of the day it's still a bl**dy Ford Focus." Three times married philosopher |
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Joke of the Month "I told my daughter to marry a man with pierced ears. That way you can be sure he's already used to suffering and buying jewellery." |
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Useful Information The telephone numbers to call if you want to avoid unsolicited intrusions by sales and marketing personnel are: Telephone Preference Service (TPS) - 0845 070 0707 Fax Preference Service (FPS) - 0845 070 0702 Mailing Preference Service (MPS) 020 7766 4410 OFTEL, the telecommunications regulator, monitors the TPS and FPS. The MPS tries to stop personally addressed marketing material being posted to you at home, but its success rate is not as high as TPS and FPS. |