| Measurement | Per Cent |
| Booking | 94 |
| Punctuality | 90 |
| Attitude and Appearance | 90 |
| Timescale | 91 |
| Explanation of Test Results | 88 |
| Interim Report | 86 |
| Final Report | 91 |
| Value | 81 |
| Final Account | 84 |
| Health, Safety and Environmental | 86 |
| Applied Inspection Ltd | 89 per cent |
| Quotation
"Do not misinterpret courtesy and good manners as a sign of incompetence. Just because someone asks you how you want something done does not mean that they do not know how to do it." David Baker 18 January 2001 |
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Joke of the Month A Derby County supporter is watching his team on television when the doorbell rings. He shouts to his wife to get out of the bath and answer the door. It's the bloke from next door. Seeing the wife with just a towel around her, he says, "if you give me a flash of your naked body, I'll give you £200". She thinks about it (a new dress and a new pair of shoes, maybe) and says, "OK". The man gives her the money and leaves with a smile on his face. As the wife is going up stairs, the husband shouts, "who was it, dear?" "Oh, just the bloke from next door" says the wife. The husband shouts, "did he give you the £200 that he owes me?" DOUG THOMAS |