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"Trust yourself, then you will know how to live." Goethe |
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Joke of the Month Five surgeons were taking a coffee break one morning. The first surgeon said, "Accountants are the best people to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second surgeon said, "Nah, librarians are the best, because everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third responds, "You ought to take a look inside an electrician, they are all colour coded!" The fourth surgeon intercedes, "I like operating on engineers, because they always understand if you have a few parts left over at the end!" To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, adds, "You're all quite wrong. Lawyers are the easiest to operate on because they have no guts, no heart, no spine and their heads and backsides are inter-changeable!" Ted and Ev Rowland |