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"It's like a cross between a Nursery and a Concentration Camp." Kim Sharp 21 November 2000 |
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Joke of the Month A duck went into the pub and asked for a pint of beer. The barman said, "I don't believe it, a talking duck." The duck replied, "Never mind about that, I'm thirsty. I've been working on the building site over the road and I need a pint." The duck drank two pints and left. He then made it a regular thing, two pints after work. One day a man from the circus came into the pub. The barman told him about the duck. The man from the circus told the barman to tell the duck to come and see him, as he would be offered a job for life and name his own wages. The next day the barman told the duck about the man from the circus and his offer. The duck said, "Come off it, you must be joking". "No" said the barman; "I'm serious." The duck replied, "Come off it, what use is a plasterer in a circus?" PAT SLATER |