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Joke of the Month
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffer-ring.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
From Lee Armstrong (For more marriage jokes from Lee see the entertainment section of the Applied Inspection Website). |
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TEN PIN BOWLING AT BURTON BOWL
THURSDAY 14TH AUGUST AT 8.00 PMFANTASTIC PRIZES YET AGAIN FOR:
PLEASE RING TERESA AT BURTON OFFICE OR DAWN AT CHESTERFIELD OFFICE TO PUT YOUR NAME DOWN
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| Understanding North Derbyshire language: The following are translations from the Clay Cross 'language' used extensively in North Derbyshire, England. isme edleytson? - Are my headlights working? e waint lerus - We're not allowed. arlasl guwup wall - My wife won't be pleased. shil gerovarit - Time's a great healer. dustha wontowtduwin? - Can I help? shintin / isnorin - She / he is not in. isnokinabert sumwier - He's in the vicinity. wier awiyupto? - Can we re-cap? wier canapurit? - Where do you want this? sareyt owdun - It's past its sell-by date. Thanks to Dawn Andrews (Contact Dawn at Chesterfield Laboratory if you require any assistance in these translations or those for the last two months' Newsletters)
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