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"What miracle do you want us to perform for you today?" Clive Millard (To a difficult customer) |
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Joke of the Month A man on holiday in American Indian country saw a sign saying, "140 year old Indian knows everything. You get 25,000 dollars if he can't answer your question". He went into his wigwam and asked him, "Wimbledon v Charlton Athletic, 25 September 1997, who scored the winning goal?" The Indian thought for a few seconds and said, "Bill Smith in the 67th minute". "Incredible, amazing" said the man. 10 years later the man was on holiday again in the area and saw the same sign, but 150 years old. He decided to go and see the Indian, but not ask him any questions as at 150 years old he didn't want to put him under any pressure. He went into his wigwam and said, "Remember me?" The Indian thought for a moment and said, "Diving header". Jim Davidson |