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"Sometimes you're the statue, sometimes you're the pigeon." TOM DONEGAN 17 March 2000 |
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Joke of the Month Smartie says to jelly baby in pub let's go to a club. Jelly baby says no, I'm a bit soft. Smartie says I'll look after you. Jelly baby says OK. At the club three lockets walk in, Smartie hides under table and jelly baby gets beaten up. Jelly baby says to smartie you were supposed to be looking after me, where were you? Smarties says I'm not fighting with them, they're menthol! From Keith Dashper |
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"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try." Beverly Sills |